He's just not that into...gay men? Why is is that if a girl finds a great guy, with a little style, heart, and interests that lie in intellectual mumbo jumbo and the Arts, the first thought is, "He must be gay"? What has the world come to that we have such low expectations for our straight men?
A Modern Woman's Man-Qualities Checklist:
q Sports Fanatic
q Beer Guzzler (extra check for Beer Belly)
q Insensitive Prick
q halfheartedly attempts to reciprocate sexual pleasure
q enjoys senseless violence and stories with massive plot holes
q thinks plot holes are indents in pavement
But seriously, why the huge loss of faith? While half of all marriages end in divorce, relationships are still more popular than ever. Love never goes out of style, so why are good men?
Dear Paula Cole,
Did you ever find out about those Cowboys?
xoxo
Jerrie
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